The Fruit

In a bright, colourful staff room there were multiple people that look like exactly like fruit. When I say they looked exactly like fruit, they did. I didn’t know they spoke but they did. The orange one spoke first and  shyly whispered, “Hello.” I quietly whispered back, “Hi.” If you hadn’t already guessed, the orange one  was an orange. If this orange or any of the fruit in the staff room were put into a fruit bowl, you wouldn’t know if they were real or not! After twenty minutes or so, when I had spoken to every fruit, I went back home.

Fruit town

Jack was a boy who HATED shopping he would do anything to get out of it!!! One day he was shopping with his crazy 39 year old mother who thought she was young and pretty, and he just plodded off .He wasn’t looking where he was going then whoosh he had stepped on a puddle of water and slipped right into the STAFF ONLY  door!  He picked himself up and saw 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,00000 pieces of fruit with  eyes, a nose, a mouth, a pair of legs and arms then the orange one spoke first.“WOW” the creature thing sang!”aghhhhh”Jack screamed he told every one what he saw but they all whispered “CRAZY BOY”

The Test

I just couldn’t sleep.

The night before the test. The award, just had to be mine. Anyay all my friends and family will be there tomorrow to watch me. Lose. That was what was going to happen, I hadn’t rehearsed for ages. There was no point for me to enter anyway. But I had. I checked the clock. 4am, exactly 12 hours to go until the final.

It was 6am now. I had to get up. I heaved myself out of bed and got ready for the final.

Here I was, on stage in front of all the cheering crowds. They expected me and the other guy to be smart. I wasn’t. First we took names out of a hat. The other guy got Orange Person. The crowd laughed. Now I got Cool Dud

“Ah, Dud,” the judge said.”

“Sir, I confessed it’s Cool Dude.” He said nothing. The Orange Person spoke first.

” I pick sport as 1st subject.” He shouted

Who is the youngest ever liverpool scorer? For some reason it was the only question in the test. I put this as my final answer.

Ster mane Sal Fir Gerrard Michael Owen

 

The Orange Person put this.

Raheem Sterling

Mine is obviously the messier one but I

WON!