The Test

I just couldn’t sleep.

The night before the test. The award, just had to be mine. Anyay all my friends and family will be there tomorrow to watch me. Lose. That was what was going to happen, I hadn’t rehearsed for ages. There was no point for me to enter anyway. But I had. I checked the clock. 4am, exactly 12 hours to go until the final.

It was 6am now. I had to get up. I heaved myself out of bed and got ready for the final.

Here I was, on stage in front of all the cheering crowds. They expected me and the other guy to be smart. I wasn’t. First we took names out of a hat. The other guy got Orange Person. The crowd laughed. Now I got Cool Dud

“Ah, Dud,” the judge said.”

“Sir, I confessed it’s Cool Dude.” He said nothing. The Orange Person spoke first.

” I pick sport as 1st subject.” He shouted

Who is the youngest ever liverpool scorer? For some reason it was the only question in the test. I put this as my final answer.

Ster mane Sal Fir Gerrard Michael Owen

 

The Orange Person put this.

Raheem Sterling

Mine is obviously the messier one but I

WON!

Halloween Special !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It all went fuzzy. It all went blue.

I had woken up.

I had been captured!

I walked along the corridor. There was frightening images of a vampire on the brown, wooden wall. All of a sudden I crashed on to a granite wall so I turned around to go back but the route had vanished! I was sandwiched between 2 stone walls with balloons on top of them. There was words in the balloon which said you have been cop-tured. We are evil police give up. NOW!

Should I? Never, I was no normal boy. I was a howl-ow-een boy.

 

The space Invader

“Help!”. But what was the point. It was already here. The UFO had landed. The invaders were here. They all go crazy. A massive giraffe like creature came out. I said that because it was tall, so tall I couldn’t see its head. The head was over the moon it could see Jupiter with it’s HUGE head. I ran. And ran. It had come to invade Earth. (By the way I am still running). I had to do something. “Yeah I am doing something,” I thought”I am running. ” I ran all the way back home.

The end (of the earth)?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Breakthrough, break out (part 1)

I know it was a bad idea but I didn’t care. I just had a fall out with my best friend. He obviously isn’t my best friend any more, he isn’t even my friend. It was my new bicycle and he just broke it! It wasn’t expensive but I loved it and now it was gone. I decided to go on a ride in my new car. I just got my driving licence. It is great. I greedily  sprinted into the shiny, yellow car and turned it on in a desperate way. I would go to my friend’s. The car panels went red. I was warned...

On this day: 6.9.1763

“Make friends, over and out.” she said ” Off you go and hurry up.”

“Why can’t Dog do it, he’s the older one.”

“Shut Up and go!”

and he was off 

 

He is a human who lives in the US. Dog is a human living in the US. Guinea Pig is a Cat living with He and Dog. Cat is a dog living with He, Dog and Guinea Pig.

Anyway, He was walking down the street  and met She they met in the middle of the footpath and were snatching over a napkin. He invited She down for tea but did she agree?

 

 

Nobody knows.

The End?